my mom just got pulled over by a cop oh dear god
I GOT IN TROUBLE WITH THE COP WHAT DID I DO I WASNT DRIVING
so apparently you can’t snicker while your parent is getting a ticket
Will always reblog this.
what if there were professional text post critics
Witty and insightful. A must-reblog post. Suspense from lack of punctuation and resolution leaves the reader pondering possibilities late into the night.
1. Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend? If someone comes along and I like them then sure I’m not really seeking anyone though.
4. Are you tired right now?
16. Do you get butterfly’s around the person you like?
Usually yeah something like butterfly’s…
20. Do you secretly like someone?
Nah not really like I know some people and I’m like they could be a good mate but not really anyone specific
24. What ARE you looking forward to? Well I have this beautiful guitar on layaway at a store and I’m almost done paying it off so yeah looking forward to getting that because it’s beauteous😍
my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.
if anybody ever tells you that you suck, look them straight in the eyes and say “not for free”
I hate it when you just randomly get hit with crippling embarrassment over something you did years ago and you’re writhing with your hands over your face trying to tell the memory to go away omg shut the fuck up